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Political Essentials
Each premium bobblehead is over 8" tall and is made from high quality, heavyweight polyresin, and individually hand-painted.
Biden-Style Aviator Sunglasses
Ray-Ban RB3025 classic aviator sunglasses, gold and black like Joe Biden likes them.
Decorative presidential pottery planter that's easy to do and fun to grow (but arguably doesn't look like Joe Biden).
Whip Inflation Now (WIN) Lapel Pin
Do your part to help the Fed whip inflation even further. Trying to reduce inflation since 1974.
USA Summer Gear
Red, White, and Blue STANLEY Drinking Cups
Double wall vacuum insulation means drinks stay cold, iced or hot for hours.
Red, White, and Blue YETI Tundra Coolers
Just as adept at keeping your catches cold in the field as it is storing the drinks and food for your backyard barbecue, this ice chest is plenty roomy.
Flags
Show your patriotism for your country every day with this simple American flag pin.
Embroidered stars, sewn stripes, and brass grommets.
Books
Joe Biden: The Life, the Run, and What Matters Now
Draws on nearly a decade of reporting for The New Yorker to capture the characters and meaning of 2020’s extraordinary presidential election.
Predicting the Next President: The Keys to the White House, 2024
Except for the 2000 election, Allan Lichtman has accurately predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1984.
Added link to Biden bobble head.
Added link explaining the virtual nomination.
Added link to Chia Pet that allegedly looks like Joe Biden.
Added Biden aviators.
Added more info about nomination process.
Added list of democrats.
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